“Everyone succeeds and everyone fails. Succeeding is easy. Failing is hard. Get good at the hard thing.”
— Chris Gethard via AMA (via milkontherocks)

(via improv-is-easy)

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

(via technikbythestairs)

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

(via pizza)

gavinfree:

i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

(via pizza)

“We waste so many days waiting for weekend. So many nights wanting morning. Our lust for future comfort is the biggest thief of life.”
— (via explore-everywhere)

(via rquideal)

fleshpound:

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”

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the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink

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(via pizza)

the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

(via pizza)

gillyskerbz:

There is a light and it never goes out

(via arathesane)

bunnyfood:


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They see me rollin’. They hatin’. 

(via nickholmes)

There has to be an easier way to get around. Has to.

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time meanwhile during the day sometimes you can see the moon just

watching

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(via cassilovesyou-deactivated201404)